February 2012
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: kinky stuff
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
I wanna talk to someone new.
flawless-angel:
Someone interesting. I wanna start fresh from hello and get to know every little detail about them. Someone who will talk to me in the middle of the night and who will make me smile. There doesn’t have to be an attraction. Just someone to explore. Someone who wants to figure me out.
Can I be the one who's always on your mind?
I wish I was good at something
Just one thing where I could be a challenge to someone and have people say “oh he’s really good” but, I’m not really good at anything really.
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When I'm scrolling down my dashboard alone: cute gifs, pretty pictures, cat fluff, fluff, fluffy fluffy cat
When I'm scrolling down my dashboard and someone's behind me: PORN, PORN, PENIS, VAGINA, GAY PORN, PORNY PORN PORN PORN.
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Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
I hate when people bag on me because I'm "weird"
omgphantastic:
Like dude, this is who I am. I’m this crazy kid who likes to make people laugh. I like being stupid. I enjoy being comical and humorous. So you know what, I’ll just suck up all your shit talk and admit that I probably am different. But I’m having a lot more fun being myself than living life so ordinary. I usually never bring this up but yeah. Sucks.
Parent talk
ohhtayler:
“I’ll be home in a sec!”
Translation: “I’ll be home in 10 hours.”
“I’m already there!”
Translation: “I just got into the car and I’m driving there now.”
“We’ll see.”
Translation: “No.”
“Do whatever you want.”
Translation: “I hate you right now.”